Revenge!!

Few weeks ago, my family went to Genting, it was kinda like to celebrate the end of my sister's highschool life. It seemed like they had a really gud time there without me. haha so sad~  i had to take my revenge so i posted this photo at my sister's facebook wall. >:))

They were cheap indeed RM2.50 per package

worst job

Wanted

WANTED!!

100 million Zimbabwe Dollar

Last name: bin Rahimi

Crime: Takin too many picture of herself

with her brother's phone

Last seen: takin picture at 'Giant' Gombak

Amoeba for Lunch

Have u ever cooked an amoeba before? No?

This is how it looked like.

First they will be like 'help..help...'

Then u'll be like 'shut up and die!!'

Next they will try to extend their pseudopodia to escape

but before they reached the side of the pan... TADDAA!!

now all u need is some soy sauce ;)

Lelaki / Perempuan

Dalam kelas parasitology kami diajar untuk mengenal pasti jantina binatang-binatang. Kalu korang nak tahu, cili yang kanan tu jantan, dan yang kiri tu betina.

Camne aku tahu? Haha.... ade ar....

THE PHRASE

For so long I’ve lived in darkness, not knowing the meaning of THE PHRASE they have been talking about. It had always been there, echoing in my mind, haunting me for years. I know not its meaning but it had always seemed like there were so much wisdom in it, just waiting to be discovered…

Little did I know that my travel here to Egypt was how He was going to show me the true meaning of THE PHRASE… I never had any clue nor did I knew that the sign was always there, there on the WALL at the HALLWAY…. But alas, I was blinded by my own ignorance… always to see, but never to observe….

A picture tells a thousand stories… that’s what they say… and I believe them as that was how i discovered the meaning of THE PHRASE. It was there that day… at the PARASITOLOGY department that I discovered the true meaning of…. ‘korek-korek siung’….

its disgusting, i know...

The first time i saw it, i was like 'what the duucckk... people do this, just to eat some eggs?'

Thus boys and girls, my advice to all u who can afford chicken eggs... be grateful for all the rezekies that u have as there are lots of hungry people out there, not as fortunate as we are, dont waste food and dont do drugs...cigarretes are no good either

There are also those who i love and care about do cigarretes... so if u'r reading this... please quit.... eventhough its diffucult. It really broke our hearts to see u harm urselves... :'(

Quotes i like~ :)

menarik2

'keep your words soft and tender, for tomorrow you may have to eat them'
~Somebody~

'challenges are inevitable , defeat is optional'
~Roger Crowford~

'if u think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss'
~Charles J sykee~

'a pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties'
~Harry Trumen~

'be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down'
~Jimmy Durante~

'blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused'
~Somebody~

'happiness is like perfumes, you cant pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself'
~James Van Der Zee~

'the smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention'
~Somebody~

Hari tu ade org tegur aku sbb slalu quote kate2 orang barat tp xde quote tokoh2 Islam. Sorry, bkn x nak tapi kurang bace buku agame, insyaAllah lepas2 ni aku rajin skit.

Risau gak aku kang tetibe ade datang attack~

'engkau ni mat, x sikah langsung lah. hish, geram aku...'

'hang ni kapiaq (kufur) sungguh, ikut sgt kata bible...' (bile mase lak...)

tp Alhamdulillah setakat ni xde lagi jadi camtu~ ;)

Tips para pelajar

Korang pernah x mase korang tengah syok2 stadi, tengah seronok bace buku tetibe datang kawan2 dari belakang cube psyco korang. Biasenye mereka ni golongan yang sudah letih stadi di bilik masing2 so die pergi pantau orang lain tengah buat ape. Selepas psyco sikit2 dieorang pon balik ar sambung stadi.

Sekirenye korang budak medic mesir, lelaki, agak kompem mende ni berlaku at least beberape kali setahun. Tu pon kalu korang geng2 sikah la, kalu korang dalam geng2 biase2 ni kadang2 setiap 20 minit ade je org datang psyco dari belakang... Lebih2 lagi time2 exam.

Kadang2 kalu kite x biase boleh jadi down... serabut... so selaku senior 3rd year mari abg kongsikan sedikit tips untuk kite semue.

Selepas menonton video fadilah kam-to-me yang penuh dengan tips hari tu, timbul pulak rase ingin berkongsi tips2 sendiri.

Baiklah, ayat2 psyco ni ade macam2 jenis, tapi korang kne tahu, tujuan die satu je, nak psyco korang. Jadi mari kite tengok beberape contoh ayat2 psyco:

Kite tgh stadi, kawan kite datang dari belakang pastu...

kalau kawan kite orang kl die kate

1. Pergh! Pergh! Perrrgggghhh!!! pastu die blah....

2. Gile kentang!! Tadi stadi skarang stadi makan stadi tido stadi mandi stadi b***k stadi etc. etc.

3. Mumtaz2... (then die buat tangan die mcm burung/tuit/cop pastu die cium then die tampal kat mane2 anggote kite yg terdekat)

kalau kawan kite orang pantai timur die kate

1. gile natang ni stadi me'nde?

[translation: binatang gila ini stadi apakah?/ animal crazy stadi what?]

2. owh, semak nate ni, stadi sokmo

[translation: ko ni stadi banyak2, hensem betul/ u stadi a lot, u must be handsome]

kalau kawan kite syaitan

1. dah2 la tu stadi, jom pergi disco jom...

So dalam keadaan macam ni, bagaimana kita respon adalah sangat penting. Kerana respon yang baik akan membawa kepada pengakhiran yang baik. Basicly ade 2 care respon, non-verbal or verbal.

Antara non-verbal respon yang disarankan

kawan kite datang kite:

1. buat2 mati atau tidur

2. julingkan mate sambil kembang2kan hidung

3. buat2 smayang duduk

4. kalu tgh pakai earphone, buat2 x dengar

5. tengok die lame2 tanpe ape2 facial expression

Antara verbal respon yg baik pulak

kawan kite psyco kite pon balas:

1. Biase lah, aku pon nak mumtaz mcm ko jugak

2. ko ar star, aku bace sejam mcm ko bace 10 minit...

3. Pergh! Pergh! Pergh!!!

4. Ko ar stadi, apsal aku lak

Atau pon korang bole pakai tektik rahsie yang ,menggabungkan kedue2 elemen... namenye teknik syandi...

Mule2 korang tenung die selame 10 saat... kemudian cakap dengan pantas:

'ko ni kenape? baitul ulama pon bole ade pendustekan...' [x paham x mengape, certain2 je leh paham teknik tahap nih]

JAdi tuan2 dan puan2, kesimpulannye stadi banyak2 ni memang ade pressure die. Kadang2 rakan2 kite datang saje nak hiburkan dan tenangkan hati dengan gurau sikit2 dengan kite. So jangan take it too seriously, entertain je lah mereka... ;)

Gaduh, Gila, Otak

Suatu hari tiga orang sahabat karib sedang berjalan-jalan. Mereka masing-masing bernama Gaduh, Gila dan Otak.

Sedang mereka leka berjalan-jalan, Otak tiba-tiba tersedar Gaduh telah hilang.

Otak: Oit Gila, Gaduh hilang la.

Setelah beberapa ketika mencari, mereka masih tak dapat menemui sahabat mereka itu.

Gila: Otak, ni kes serius ni, aku rase baik kita buat laporan polis.

Otak: Aku pon rase camtu gak.

Setibanya di balai polis, Gila pon masuk ke dalam....

Polis: Ye, kamu nak apa?

Gila: Saya nak cari Gaduh.

Polis: Kamu nak cari gaduh? apa kamu ni gila ka?

Gila: Ya, memang saya Gila. Mane encik tahu?

Polis: Apa? Kamu gila?! kamu ada otak tak?

Gila: Otak ada, tapi die ade kat luar. (sambil menunjuk ke arah Otak yang menunggu di luar)

Polis: @#$%^&

* Otak melambai dari luar

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